Fifty Things That Might Kill You Card Deck
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Are you a hypochondriac or aspire to be one? With this deck of Fifty Things that Might Kill You, pick your symptom and pick a card (or cards) to see what rare, multisyllabic, and possibly fatal disease you might have. Remember: that runny nose or fever might just be the first warning sign of an obscure malady-or perhaps foretell your imminent death!
A symptom checker that mixes dark humor (and actual facts) for hypochondriac fun!
Warning: self-diagnosis may cause fear of serious illness, phantom symptoms, unhealthy coping mechanisms, self-absorption, anxiety, oversharing, sweaty palms, and hyperventilation.
- Novelty cards
- 50 cards
- Instruction pamphlet
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